Apple Store
I've got hold of your script, and I've decided to audition for the job of Apple Store "Genius." Let me know how I do.
Scene 1.
Customer 1: Can you fix my iPod?
Me as Genius: No, we can't, but you can buy a new one.
Scene 2.
Customer 2: Can you fix my laptop?
Me as Genius: Yes, I can, but you'd have to pay me a gazillion dollars. Why don't you go to one of these other authorized repair shops?
Scene 3.
Customer 3: I'd like to redeem this $50 store credit I acquired through the class action claims process.
Me as Genius: Well, you can't. You can only redeem it if you mail-order something. We're a gigantic computer company, but we're not technologically capable of punching your redemption code into the computers at our counter.
How did I do? Did I get the job?
[Phutatorius]
Scene 1.
Customer 1: Can you fix my iPod?
Me as Genius: No, we can't, but you can buy a new one.
Scene 2.
Customer 2: Can you fix my laptop?
Me as Genius: Yes, I can, but you'd have to pay me a gazillion dollars. Why don't you go to one of these other authorized repair shops?
Scene 3.
Customer 3: I'd like to redeem this $50 store credit I acquired through the class action claims process.
Me as Genius: Well, you can't. You can only redeem it if you mail-order something. We're a gigantic computer company, but we're not technologically capable of punching your redemption code into the computers at our counter.
How did I do? Did I get the job?
[Phutatorius]
posted by Phutatorius at 11:39 AM
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